dachshund joke


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Here is a funny dachshund joke I would like to share

A German Shepherd, Labrador and a dachshund all died and they are waiting in front of God.

God asks all the dogs what they believe in.

God asked The German Shepherd “What do you believe in?”

The German Shepherd answers: “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my owner.”
“Great,” says God, “take a seat on my left side.”

“Labrador, what do you believe in?” Asks God.
The Labrador answers: “I believe in fun, play, and loving my owner.”
“Ah,” God said, “You can come sit at my right side.”

Then he looks at the dachshund: “And how about you?”
The dachshund hops up on the throne, curls up in a little ball and says, “I believe you’re in my seat!”